tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796959957155457877.post1257423772656330044..comments2023-09-23T06:02:39.936-04:00Comments on Fire That Agency!: Slap-Happy Vincekatrockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14093885900740274727noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796959957155457877.post-12232058070823876152009-01-26T01:34:00.000-05:002009-01-26T01:34:00.000-05:00Great post! I seriously laughed out loud at the "Y...Great post! I seriously laughed out loud at the "You're gonna love my nuts!" line. <BR/><BR/>Who says that?Ivonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05338729796371169904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796959957155457877.post-24621843900445428112009-01-24T21:37:00.000-05:002009-01-24T21:37:00.000-05:00Wow! Let me get this right. I wash, peel and cho...Wow! Let me get this right. I wash, peel and chop the carrots to an acceptable size THEN I can chop with this?<BR/><BR/>I need one! As if I don't have enough to wash and clutter the kitchen.Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16344892034402472772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796959957155457877.post-70754042542494123072009-01-21T21:14:00.000-05:002009-01-21T21:14:00.000-05:00Yeah... I hate to tell him this... but the people ...Yeah... I hate to tell him this... but the people that "invented" "slapchop" Simply painted over "Pampered Chef" (who no doubt stole it from somewhere else.<BR/><BR/>I came to you through "skylers dad".. he's a great guy!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14869448149679702821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796959957155457877.post-4634136463231931732009-01-21T15:11:00.000-05:002009-01-21T15:11:00.000-05:00Aw, Mathdude, you're so precious. Actually, the po...Aw, Mathdude, you're so precious. Actually, the point of this post isn't that Vince is better than Billy Mays, because Kat posted that (with a fancy chart and everything) <I>months</I> ago. <BR/><BR/>Shouldn't you be doing some voodoo or paying off some NFL officials right about now?BeckEyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00119780316809151433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796959957155457877.post-2863057523990001032009-01-21T14:54:00.000-05:002009-01-21T14:54:00.000-05:00Yeah, I remember when I posted about Vince being w...Yeah, I remember when I posted about Vince being way better than Billy Mays weeks ago...Feisty Democrathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04098761706526404965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796959957155457877.post-54062534563145515082009-01-21T14:37:00.000-05:002009-01-21T14:37:00.000-05:00The Shamwow guy will be Time's 2009 "Man of the Ye...The Shamwow guy will be Time's 2009 "Man of the Year." Mark my words.Moderatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02318879290010704973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796959957155457877.post-91756874636043756552009-01-20T23:45:00.000-05:002009-01-20T23:45:00.000-05:00I am buying a dozen of theseI am buying a dozen of theseJoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09747874295331152779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796959957155457877.post-59942420426811119492009-01-20T23:01:00.000-05:002009-01-20T23:01:00.000-05:00I don't know why, but suddenly I'm hungry and horn...I don't know why, but suddenly I'm hungry <I>and</I> horny. Damn!Captain Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796959957155457877.post-88686966422128592132009-01-20T19:38:00.000-05:002009-01-20T19:38:00.000-05:00All I can say is SlapChopWow!!!All I can say is SlapChopWow!!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13050558829902172756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796959957155457877.post-65823882179638368542009-01-20T12:42:00.000-05:002009-01-20T12:42:00.000-05:00FYI, Diablo Cody named Vince as one of her top thi...FYI, Diablo Cody named Vince as one of her top things about 2008, but I heard about him here first. You all are so cool.Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17215626415816734165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796959957155457877.post-5224156863466187772009-01-20T12:02:00.000-05:002009-01-20T12:02:00.000-05:00I feel nothing but ashamed of myself. I had no ide...I feel nothing but ashamed of myself. <BR/><BR/>I had no idea I resembled a Pizza the Hutt-looking bastard. <BR/><BR/>"Stop having a boring life," he says? Get outta my bedroom closet, Vince. That's just creepy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796959957155457877.post-31985833260898609932009-01-20T06:21:00.000-05:002009-01-20T06:21:00.000-05:00Hilarious! Ok, is it just me, or is Vince getting ...Hilarious! Ok, is it just me, or is Vince getting slightly more handsome? He doesn't look as Moe Syklak-y as he used to. Maybe it's the soft "kitchen" lighting? or perhaps the SlapChop people hired a make-up artist?<BR/><BR/>Whatever, I might slap that.katrockethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14093885900740274727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796959957155457877.post-4450619189005541642009-01-20T00:44:00.000-05:002009-01-20T00:44:00.000-05:00i'm crying. not because i'm laughing, and not beca...i'm crying. not because i'm laughing, and not because of onions. no, i'm crying because it was my lifelong goal to receive a free Graty in the mail. my dreams have come true, baby!-https://www.blogger.com/profile/05215282549913888007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796959957155457877.post-40558336633185529992009-01-19T20:08:00.000-05:002009-01-19T20:08:00.000-05:00I love salad? It's like Vince doesn't know me at ...I love salad? It's like Vince doesn't know me at all.<BR/><BR/>I also love how he sells not just the slap chop, but a dream of a fitter me. Because the real reason I'm overweight is that I'm always eating pizza, but not putting veggies on top of it.<BR/><BR/>Also, the idea that I can stop throwing my money away at the ice cream store on $1 nut/oreo toppings when I could make them at home for ten cents? Finally, I can buy the $4 ice cream cone, hop in my car, race home, realize I don't have any nuts or Oreos, drive to the grocery and buy both, get home, pop them in my Slap thing, and throw the topping on my long-since melted ice cream and save a cool 90 cents like a champion. Brilliant.<BR/><BR/>"You're going to have an exciting life." If only, Vince. If only.paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796959957155457877.post-44955219526243696982009-01-19T20:04:00.000-05:002009-01-19T20:04:00.000-05:00I am disappointed you didn't touch the "Just bang ...I am disappointed you didn't touch the "Just bang it" comment by Vince!<BR/><BR/>I wish he would chop up his little stick on mic...SkylersDadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18264164502733912326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8796959957155457877.post-67651952462781418482009-01-19T19:02:00.000-05:002009-01-19T19:02:00.000-05:00Aw MAN! I was gonna write about this. But you did ...Aw MAN! I was gonna write about this. But you did it better so I'll quit whining.Chris the Hippiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18434819898396611160noreply@blogger.com