By Skylers Dad from Some days it's not worth chewing through the leather straps.
A lot of times when I am seeing a real crappy commercial I think to myself, "Well maybe their budget wasn't really big, or they are a small struggling company that doesn't know anything about making a commercial".
Or other times I think the ad company just missed the mark, or perhaps they were trying to be too "edgy".
And then you see something that is just so spectacular in it's awfulness, that you just keep watching over and over again. I recently found a couple of examples of what I am trying to explain to you while perusing the dark corners of the Internettubes.
These really should come with a disclaimer or something...
"Shaka Doobie!!!" Whatever the fuck that means...
Next up is none other than the governator himself, Ahhhhnold in a Japanese commercial that I defy you to tell me what it's trying to sell, besides the obvious answer, a drink.
And Arnold told us it wasn't a tooomah...
Last up is this fantastic piece of crap for a legal firm that specializes in, well, horrific fiery car crashes I guess.
Mr. Berger will pry what's left of your burnt corpse out of that auto and get you what you deserve!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled sanity.