Japanese Ad Agency. Oxymoron? You be the judge.

By Skylers Dad from Some days it's not worth chewing through the leather straps.

Hello again from the dark cellar of the internettubes known as Sky-Dads mind! I have been collecting more wonderfulness to share with you all, aren't you thrilled?

Today's collection is from the fine ad agencies in Japan. At least I think they have ad agencies there, I will leave that up to you after you hopefully make it through all of this without passing out.

Let's start off with a Japanese commercial with our two business dudes stopping by the side of the road for a quick bio-break. One of them finds he has a special power? Put him on Heros? You be the judge:



Yeah, better get on that tea pronto...
And that was the most sane of this collection of oddities, read on brave viewer...



I don't know what creeps me out more, the use of the blond "dutch-boy" kid as the actor, or the marching peeps thingys selling noodles.

Still with me? Great, you are building up tolerance for what is to come.



I don't believe this is supposed to sell anything, just bring on seizures in the general public. After you get done with your visit from the paramedics, you can move on to another WTF commercial, part anime, part human, all cheese!



And what would a compilation of freaky Japanese commercials be without one that was so overtly sexual that you will need to have a smoke after watching it.

Steady yourselves now, here we go.



Succumb to white mixture!! I think I need to work that line into my daily conversations. You are now free to go back to your normal lives, and try to purge this whole post from your memory banks.

Good luck with that.