By Skylers Dad from Some days it's not worth chewing through the leather straps
Hello fans and fanettes, Skylers Dad here with another edition of what in the hell were these people thinking?!? I have been collecting only the very best in advertising for you all to enjoy, that's right, I do the work so you don't have to!! (or some other sort of obnoxious tag line...)
First out of the gate today is this fine entry from The Red House Furniture Store. White people shop there, black people shop there and they get along!! Towards the end they also mention something about expanics also, I am not sure what kind of people they are...
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If you have all the furniture you need, but are missing out on some heavy firepower, drop on over to Don's Guns, where he just loves to rent guns!
Makes me want to shoot a desert eagle, whatever that is...
Finally, check out this winner for Wilkonson's Family Restaurant. Nothing sells the family atmosphere better than metal, lyrics that feature "The Witch's Teat, and missiles shooting down helicopters! Feast you eyes on this, and remember, kids under 3 eat for free.
This ad is so full of awesome and win it should be illegal!