Thursday, October 1, 2009

What the hell were these people thinking?

By Skylers Dad from Some days it's not worth chewing through the leather straps

Hello fans and fanettes, Skylers Dad here with another edition of what in the hell were these people thinking?!? I have been collecting only the very best in advertising for you all to enjoy, that's right, I do the work so you don't have to!! (or some other sort of obnoxious tag line...)

First out of the gate today is this fine entry from The Red House Furniture Store. White people shop there, black people shop there and they get along!! Towards the end they also mention something about expanics also, I am not sure what kind of people they are...


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If you have all the furniture you need, but are missing out on some heavy firepower, drop on over to Don's Guns, where he just loves to rent guns!



Makes me want to shoot a desert eagle, whatever that is...


Finally, check out this winner for Wilkonson's Family Restaurant. Nothing sells the family atmosphere better than metal, lyrics that feature "The Witch's Teat, and missiles shooting down helicopters! Feast you eyes on this, and remember, kids under 3 eat for free.



This ad is so full of awesome and win it should be illegal!

11 comments:

SkylersDad said...

You know I played the last clip about 10 times, I just can't get enough!

BeckEye said...

Okay, but that last one is from Ebaum's World so it has to be fake. Right? RIGHT??

Candy's daily Dandy said...

I am sooo embarassed to say...I have no audio on my shop computer..I'll be back..

Pop and Ice said...

Alright, I'm NEVER moving south just based on that first video. Or perhaps the 2nd one as well, even though it's in Indianapolis. The third one, uh, no words.

Un[Censored] said...

LOL, the first one is Rhett and Link and it's a fake commercial...I love their Surrogate Sharers...you should check them out on You Tube.

Mnmom said...

Do they extend credit to Expanics?

The Jules said...

ORSUM!

I've just posted that last one onto Farcebook I liked it so much.

Johnny Yen said...

Wow-- I didn't realize Marilyn Manson had fallen on such hard times. I wonder if he got a free meal at Wilkonson's.

katrocket said...

I so damn happy that you brought this blog back to life that I forgot to watch the commercials.

Just Dave said...

1. Obviously, them A-rabs had better shop elsewhere.
2. That's great. Rent the pistol, shoot your wife, then take it back. Sweet. (Desert Eagle is a .50 caliber automatic pistol that will break your wrist if your not careful).
3. I've always wondered what Marilyn Manson's favorite restaurant was. Now I know.

Jeanne said...

I can't even tell you how disappointed I am that Wilkinson's is not a real restaurant. I was totally putting it on my bucket list.