Do you sometimes have problems with the most simple motor control issues? Are you constantly tasting things that cause you to barely control your gag reflex? Do all of your friends recoil in horror at pretty much every single thing you do? Does even your fricking PET hate you?!?!
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then we may have a product for you! See if you recognize yourself in any of these wonderful commercials for products that frankly, I don't know how you have lived so long without owning:
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It's like they have hidden cameras, following me around all day long.
And probably using one of those things that looks like a blutooth earphone, but really gives you super hearing, to listen in on my phone converstaions, too.
It's not just you Scope, they follow me also!
My mom has every infomercial gadget known to man. Slap chop? Check. ShamWow? Check. Snuggy? Check. Bumpits? Check. Magic Bullet? Check. I could go on but suffice it to say she must think she IS that person
I can't tell you how much money I've wasted on several of those things through the years.
What Scope said - a day in my life, man, a day in my life.... ;)
I find it amazing that they people who can't crack eggs, flip burgers, dice onions, slice tomatoes or pour liquids have such remarkably clean kitchens.
And what's with the chick who doesn't know her boobs are hanging out, and the guy who mentions it to her?
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