Thursday, October 23, 2008

Finally, Someone More Annoying Than Paris Hilton

by BeckEye from The Pop Eye

There is this chick who seems to be on my TV constantly these days. She is the most obnoxious person I think I have ever seen in my life. I loathe her, despite the fact that I don't even know her name.

You may have seen her too - this broad in the Secret Flawless deodorant commercial* who is walking down the street with her arms up in the air like she in da club, and generally being a menace to all passersby. She walks past some suit and commands him to give her a high five, then giggles and squeakily boasts, "I didn't even know that guy!" (I'll bet she's said that on a lot of hungover mornings.) Then, she hails a cab like a complete spaz and, after the guy stops, she's like, "No thanks, I'd rather walk." Yeah. Let's see her try that in New York for real. A cabbie wouldn't think twice about running her skinny little ass over.

I don't know why I hate this woman so much. She's either just that annoying, or I'm becoming a rage-a-holic. Whatever the case may be, I know this. If I ever see her on the street, I am going to rip her arms off. Then we'll see how damn good she smells.


*I was going to link the video for anyone who hadn't seen it yet, but I can't seem to find it. Apparently, everyone else hates it too, possibly even Procter & Gamble who haven't even bothered to slap the ad up on YouTube for some fast, free publicity.

10 comments:

pistols at dawn said...

She'd probably be excited about not having arms, because it'd mean she just lost 20 unnecessary pounds.

Dale said...

I'd kill her for sport if I saw her walking confidently around my neighborhood, no lie.

The Guv'ner said...

I want to bash her every time I see that ad. With a tire iron. Then imprint my footprint on her face. Really I'd like to switch her deodorant for acid then let's see how confident she swishes her pits around. What a beeyotch.

katrocket said...

Yeah, she's heinous indeed.

ÄsK AliCë said...

Ugh that girl is ridiculous

I'm going to try a social experiment where I do the exact same things she does. So if I go missing...you'll all know why.

sid said...

I haven't seen this ad ... but that's because I'm South African. She hails a cab simply to smell her arms? She high fives ppl to smell her arms? God ppl are getting desperate to smell deoderant.

Deirdre said...

Hate that ad.

Del-V said...

Why would anyone want to see some freak sniffing her armpits in the middle of the road? God I hate advertising.

Douchegirl said...

I hate this commercial, too! That girl is just damned annoying. I bet the casting ad said something like "Are you extremely irritating? Do people constantly want to kill you? Do you have sweaty/smelly pits?! Then this job is for you!"

Sue said...

She is EXACTLY that annoying. I hate her SO MUCH. Seeing this post made me feel totally justified about my irrational rage, so thank you. :>